MARIA LIKES TO PRETEND SHE IS:
( NYAN HA HA, I WANT CAKE AND SOME LOVIN' )


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i have been "coming back" like three times now. /HEADDESK SO HARD

ANON MEME

BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DOING IT-- lol no just kidding, because I feel like I have to talk to some of you and clear things up and idk apologize (expect me nudging you sometime in the near future on aim or sth) and BECAUSE I HAVEN'T DONE IT IN A WHILE and it's actually good to get anonymous, honest opinions on your character every now and then so you can grow as a person....

.../cheesy /like most people don't use it to troll /DERP, MARIA also in b4 all comments say "USE LJ, DUMBASS"

ALSO THIS BECAUSE OMG IT IS SUCH A CUTE MEME YES:

the memory meme ❤

EVERYONE SHOULD DO IT, EVERYONE--oh hey Michael Phelps broke another world record... GOOD FOR YOU, DOUBLE-JOINTED, NO-LONGER-SUSPENDED LAD! :)b

IN OTHER MORE IMPORTANT NEWS, ( SUNDAY WAS THE BEST DAY EVER )

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE-- okay not really but. BUT!!!! /CRIES HAPPY TEARS OF JOY-- okay no i am not, but i did on Sunday-- SHUT UP, DON'T JUDGE ME I AM MEXICAN

...just be glad you got spared from my rage/babbling/joy/rants of superiority unless you have me on twitter OOPS SORRY LOL ILU.

AND NOW TO CONCLUDE, WELCOME BACK PEOPLE WHO ARE.. BACK (i am awesome with words and I missed you C':).

I HAVE CURLERS IN MY HAIR LOLWHAT

...they didn't work :| FUCK YOU, VELCRO!!!!!!!!

USA 2 - 0 SPAIN

DAAAAMN RIGHT, BITCHES, I AM BACK WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING JOYOUS FUTBOL COMMENTARY!!! DID I MENTION THAT SPAIN IS NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD??!?!? THAT THEY HAD THIRTY-SOMETHING CONSECUTIVE MATCHES WON?!?!?! THAT USA WAS PLAYING WITH 10 PEOPLE AT THE BEGINNING AND TOWARDS THE END?!?!

DID I ALSO MENTION I KNEW THEY WOULD WIN?!?! I DIDN'T EVEN SEE ALL OF IT I. JUST. KNEW.

...My mom doesn't believe me. WHAT A SORE WOMAN-- she was rooting for Spain.. at first, anyway. BUT FUCK YEAH WAY TO MAKE HISTORY USA you can't possibly live in America and not be happy about THAT. (unless you're... Spanish or something. Whatever dude, don't rain on my parade, uh-huh. /z-snap)

IN OTHER BREAKING NEWS:

MEXICO 4 - 0 VENEZUELA

FUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAH.

OH I AM SO HAPPY~ SO SO HAPPY~~~

SPAM WITH ME, DARLINGS ♥ /TWIRLS HAPPILY IN A SEE OF BLISS

edit: oh also the game USA versus Spain was a semi-final for the CONCACAF CUP. JUST. POINTING THAT OUT.

edit 2.0: ALSO A VERY BIG WELCOME TO fayore, I WOULD SAY I AM NOT THIS BIG OF A SPAZZ USUALLY BUT I am. ;w; C-CAN WE STILL BE AWESOME FRIENDS???

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I felt like it. BWAHAHAHA.

SO YES, I AM ALIVE, WHAT'S UP, DARLINGS? first of all, I'm alive, sorry I haven't been around-- THANK YOU FOR NOT CUTTING ME FROM YOUR FLISTS, SOB, I promise I'm going to be a regular here again. I just had a flu scare and was busy making some life decisions and stuff, but I AM BACK NOW~! As the people in dreamwidth already knew, lol;;

SPEAKING OF WHICH!

maria @ dreamwidth

ADD ME IF YOU HAVE ONE, PLEASE AND THANK YOU! (did i mention I love escorts? because I do. ILU SUGAR DADDY-- i mean what ♥) ALSO ALSO BECAUSE FUCK I MISSED SO MANY, TO ALL OF YOU WHO I'VE MISSED SOMEHOW SOB:

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, GUYS!!! ILUUU, I HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL ONE~*~*~ ♥

/cries

god my butt is numb. it actually really hurts, that's how numb it is.


...YEAH I DISAPPEAR FROM EL JAY FOR A WHILE AND THEN RETURN TO SAY THIS. /feels like a cunt

also i owe you birthday posts. also I feel like a bad friend, SORRY SOB.

but yes, my poor aching butt.

INTERPRET THAT AS YOU WILL.

ps i think my leg fell asleep. WAKE THE FUCK UP!! also welcome to moving, PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME, my butt hurts enough as it is.

/shall have a better post later... maybe... what, i like to keep you guessing

oh and failaga and gajillion are awesome. YOU SERENADE ME WITH CARLOS SANTANA, YOU ARE AWESOME. oh and that last meme I did has proven I shouldn't speak/type EVER AGAIN, YOU GUYS REMEMBER MY MOST FAIL MOMENTS.. and there are a lot of them SOB. ALSO GOD THOSE "GUESS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER" MEMES, I get too into them and crap, yeah. /EEEUNGH, COMPETITION /EEEUNGH sounds like I'm CONSTIPATED

...no seriously, I'm shutting up now SO HEY, HOW ARE YOU?!?!

edit: AND YOU PROBABLY ALREADY SAW THIS, BUT THIS JUST INSPIRED ME SO MUCH. God (or whatever higher deity you guys believe/don't believe on) bless you, Susan, I hope you go far. WITH A VOICE LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD. also I really enjoyed how you TOTALLY SHOWED THEM, HAH-- ALSO LMAO @ SIMON'S LOVESTRUCK REACTION

pimping this because it's a cool meme and it's Lore's cool meme so YEAH, MON.



/crai /plz stop showing me how much i fail /crai /GOES TO SPAM YOU GUYS WITH YOUR FAIL... if i can find it FUCK fdsljknsdf

edit: LKJDKLJASD FUCK YOU GUYS WHY DO YOU BOMBARD ME WITH MY FAIL dear god I should just stop talking /SCREAMS /DYING

Hello, my loves. I am back (have been back since Sunday, but what the hell I am so tired lately). Did you miss me~? Bamboozle was fucking awesome, but I saw something else on Saturday that I felt the insane need to share with you-- I wanted to be the FIRST to show you this:



You're welcome~ C: (I LOVE MY JEW SO FUCKING MUCH OHMYGOD LJKADSLKJSD /watches this forever happily ♥)